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Gyofuou
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PostSubject: Wherein hilarity ensues. (Invite)   4/7/2014, 4:49 am

Was today ideal? No, the skies were clear as usual for this highland, a bit distant from the central mountain ranges and nestled between the Valley and Kumogakure. Quite a troublesome place, considering his penchant for relying on the natural thunderclouds common in Kumogakure no Sato, but this area was an ideal battleground. Or training ground ... yes, training.

Here he sat atop a rock in a wide plateau, staring at the rolling hills surrounding this area. Really, it was more like a large acute depression in the land, surrounded by high ground on all sides. But no! Contrary to what he wanted to call it (a pit), his good geologist friend informed him that the flatland he was currently sitting in was in fact a plateau. Said geologist friend was potentially imaginary, but that didn't change the fact that here he was, whistling some sort of tune to himself as he considered the possible outcomes.

After all, he was a newly minted Raikage, after a few years of sitting behind a desk and filing paperwork for the offices. Honestly! If it weren't for the fact they still cut him loose every now and again when a serious threat reared its ugly head in the Land of Lightning, he would have gone mad! ... Er ... madder. But here he was, free (relatively) and gazing out upon the world. A world that, though he longed for, could now be placed in his grasp. Becoming Raikage was always a necessary step, it just happened much sooner than he was expecting! And now his body possibly was suffering the price of his hesitation and indecision as some people would call it, he would just refer to it as his 'patience.' So to this end, he had selected promising individuals. Those whose identities amused him, for whatever reason.

The Inuzuka, a rarity outside of Konoha with a brash and explosive attitude and his loyal companion.

The smiling Taijutsu user whose disparity between kindness and efficient combat mindset suggested many things.

The worldly kunoichi who tapped into gentler arts of healing for the sake of strengthening her own body.

And a fleeting youth who used an airy nature in conjunction with arms, a strange combination in the Land of Lightning.

Each had their own merits and strengths, and both would be put to the test amongst them all. Certainly, such an event would be a good experience for them, particularly when they were all at a ripe age on a path to greatness and power! Yes, a test and training for them ... but then again, it was just as much training for him, as he intended for it to be to them! All that remains was for those youths to arrive, and the show would finally begin.

No doubt they would all come here, for he had very cunningly written clever insults with his non-dominant hand (right) questioning their parentage as well as the possibility of Oedipal Complexes (with the kunoichi receiving commentary about her implied well-endowed mammary glands and questionable sexual chastity) among other degrading quips. In addition to these masterly-penned scrabbles of his artistic mind, he also made sure to wrap them about a sizable rock and toss them through a window, gloriously smashing through with a resounding crash, clearly announcing its presence and his insults. All the notes concluded with a challenge, but did not clearly state he was the Raikage and included a crude but informative map that looked like a crayon drawing, with crayons made of bananas, leading to this place.

YES, CERTAINLY NO DOUBT THEY WOULD COME HERE.

'Perhaps I should go sightseeing a bit more often. Not like I got outdoors enough anyway.' goes an idle thought after his uncharacteristically intensive self-reflection. 'N'aw. Too busy'
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PostSubject: Re: Wherein hilarity ensues. (Invite)   4/7/2014, 6:36 am

Her feet kicked up small dust clouds with each step she took further into the bottom of the plateau. It was a pain in the ass to come out during this hour, but if she hadn't gotten that little invite she would have stayed her ass inside. The sun was at its highest point and only filled the bottom of the plateau with its light, leaving no room for shade of any kind. No trees were in the area so it was just open space with a few rocks scattered about, one of which a figure who was now in her sight had been sitting on. Her deep brown eyes shone in the light of the sun which annoyed her to no end. Hikari wasn't very fond of the daylight hours but couldn't complain since she was summoned here on someone's obvious death wish notice. In her right hand the note she had gotten was crumbled up in her fist. The note which was attached to a rock and thrown through her window degraded her in every way imaginable and then the sender has the absolute nerve to challenge her. Hikari didn't mind though, she smiled behind her mask which covered the lower part of her face. She didn't mind fighting, no not at all. She even thought it was about time to swell her fist with the pain of punching someone's skull clear through their brains. The Kunoichi didn't let many things bother her, but for someone to pull such a cowardly act? It was almost so unforgivable to the point of amusement.

Walking closer her bare feet which were wrapped around her shins, ankles, and instep took a sudden stop a good few feet away. He stood far enough away for her to react to an attack or at least see one coming.
When her eyes adjusted to the figure sitting on the rock Hikari opened the paper and began to read it to herself before looking back at the person in front of her. For a second her brain couldn't register the person and the message being connected. Her lips parted for a second only for words to fall out in delay.
" Raikage-Sama, though I am here in front of you and no one else seems to be around... Is it safe to say that you were the reason for this note in my hand? "
Her voice was awfully calm and unnaturally cheerful, the storm inside of her settled considerably as she looked directly into the man's eyes. It was obvious that this had to be some sort of mistake, but she couldn't risk assuming that and walking away now could she? Hikari could feel heart racing as she awaited an answer from the man. In all honesty she secretly hopped he had written the note. If that were true he was obviously out here wanting to test her skill. She had never formally met the Raikage so she was already under certain false impressions about him. With only her assumptions of what he should be as a Kage, Hikari calmed down considerably and her anger subsided.
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PostSubject: Re: Wherein hilarity ensues. (Invite)   4/7/2014, 7:18 pm

Seigi walked along the path in the valley, steaming with the fury of a thousand suns, arms swinging as fast as he could step, obviously wanting to get to the point where his challenger had told him to meet, but not wanting to run and seem hasty. "I can't believe the nerve this brat has." Seigi fumed, still trying to figure out who could have sent that note. It contained some of the crudest things that he had ever had the displeasure to read, along with a challenge. He didn't know which of those brats from the academy had the audacity to challenge him, especially after making him mad, but he wasn't going to hold restraint from wringing their neck, right after he beat them to a pulp.

As he arrived to the area where the challenger had told him to go, he saw two figures, a man sitting on a rock and....Hikari. She HAD to be the one who wrote this! "HEY." Seigi almost screamed, to get her attention. "What's the meaning of this, huh, Are you light headed? You trying to get your butt kicked?!" He smirked inside of his mind. "Heh. Light Headed. Because Hikari meant light.." Shortly after his comment, he took another look at the man, only to realize it was their very own Raikage. He stood, looking at him for a moment, confused as to why the Raikage was out here, then looked at the note is Hikari's hand. Had she received one too? He body quickly turned to the Raikage. "Or was it you? What's the meaning of this, old man?!" Seigi didn't care if he was the Raikage. Hell, he could be the Sage of the six paths, NO ONE talked about him like that unless they wanted a butt kicking. He'd just have to put some extra effort into it, and if Hikari had received a note too, he was sure that Kabuke did as well, and between the three of them, he was sure they could come out on top. Team one (or Team Rai, as his sensei liked to say) was a cut above the rest.
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PostSubject: Re: Wherein hilarity ensues. (Invite)   4/7/2014, 9:40 pm

Hiromu was not full of any angst whatsoever…….on the outside. He made sure it was not visible on his face as well, his look had more concentration than a full glass of orange juice. Like usual he remained methodical in his approach to the current situation despite the emotions that were buried underneath his practicality. He found the note most offensive and the crude remarks were unnecessary for a teen who enjoyed the thrill of the challenge. That’s right. All the Kamikaze needed was the challenge aspect of this note.

However…

Remember the buried emotions? Hiromu felt extremely outraged that his parents were disrespected in such a foul manner. Say what you want about him, which he admittedly found hilarious (and the childlike scribbling too), but his creators were special to him in light of the theory where a shinobi is supposed to dull his emotions and be a mindless killing machine. Killing machines were weak because killing machines lacked purpose and will.

Like the free flowing wind that he is, Hiromu swept across the rough hilly terrain like an angry gale with Farukontaron in tow. He wore his usual attire and the metallic collar around his neck gleamed bright like the cloud emblem emblazoned on its center. Before the shinobi had even arrived he had felt the presence of the others and the larger source of chakra that put an uneasy feeling in his gut. The pool of chakra was even larger than his fathers, larger than anything he had encountered before.

‘Why are so many gathered in one spot? Hmmm? There are weaker chakra sources and one large one?’

Hiromu was beginning to piece this circumstance together. They all weren’t here by chance or coincidence. No the genin wasn’t that stupid, someone had planned this and the only way to get to the bottom of this was to arrive.

Which was in… three….. two…… one….

He was behind the two who had beaten him there prior, yet he took his post atop a rock similar to the large being, the difference was that his was on higher ground. Sitting in a crouched stance like spiderman, he and the other two genin were maybe separated by 10 meters and the man on the rock sitting without a rock in his hand signified he was the culprit, he was maybe 20 meters from the Kamikaze positioning. The other two had intensity in their stance and like him were likely upset as well. Instead of joining them and turning this into a three birds with one stone situation the third bird, the falcon with focused grey eyes scrutinized the surroundings and the man.

‘The Raikage? He was a mysterious man. And to throw a rock through my families window indicates he might be insane or……sane depending on how you lived. To each his own.’

Since this challenge was obviously against the Raikage, he had to know all of their strengths and the weaknesses they possessed. Which Hiromu would try to twist this knowledge to his advantage, plus if the enemy knew what you were capable of, there was no needing in holding back.

Slowly standing tall in a dramatic fashion his clothes swept in a passing wind adding to the drama to a rather unfocused setting. Was this a Mexican stand off or a three on one? Hiromu would wait for things to take their course, but for now he would clutch the rock in his left hand in wait.

‘I wonder what the hell is everyone else thinking?’
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PostSubject: Re: Wherein hilarity ensues. (Invite)   4/9/2014, 7:40 am

"Run...faster...faster...FASTER" Kabuke spoke to himself as him and Leo ran. THe sun was shining but that didn't matter to him right now, he didn't care if it was raining, snowing, hailing, thunderstorm, tornado, hurricane. He was going to find the mother fucker who wrote this, and beat him to a pulp. He was going to tear him apart... or maybe even kill him. The way the person wrote the letter made it seem like he wanted to die. Kabu was wearing his usualy vest, cut off sleeves, and ripped up style, as well as his short green shirt, and ripped up jeans, and on his feet? The usual Combat boots because Sandals were ugly.

As Kabu reached the area with Leo, the two crouched behind a bush and scanned the situation. 3 Ninja, and the bigger one seemed to be... the RAIKAGE. There was no doubt in hell that he wrote the letter. Have you ever communicated with him before? It's how he spoke! Kabuke looked at Leo, as Leo made a sound. He didn't want attack the Raikage, maybe because he was a wuss, but either way he would respect his wishes, so Kabuke would attack without him. Almost immediately, Kabuke ran from behind the bush and towards the Raikage who was about 25 meters away, when he was about 10 meters away, he would use one of his favorite Jutsu's. Considering the Raikage had his back towards Kabuke, there was a pretty good chance he would get hit...but he's the Raikage, even if he did get hit, would it hurt?

"YO OLDFACE!!!!"

The young Inuzuka would yell as his body spun at high speeds, that created a Tornado like attack and he would again yell, "PASSING FANGG!!!" Leo, on the other hand would jog from behind the bush and sit around the other ninja who were in front of the Raikage. He barked a few times while jogging, he was telling Kabuke to be careful, but that was too late, he was already dead. If he missed, the Raikage would demolish him.

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PostSubject: Re: Wherein hilarity ensues. (Invite)   4/10/2014, 6:19 am

The little ditty of his came to an abrupt halt as he saw the first arrival, and to his surprise it was the kunoichi as opposed to the brash Inuzuka. Perhaps he had underestimate the effectiveness of his insults to her, but that was something he'd have to ponder another day. After all, he was hear to soak in the emotions and reactions of each one of the dear genin, and they were already off to a great start as the kunoichi, Hikari Kurosawa proceeded double-taking at his masterwork and staring at him, as though trying to comprehend how an individual such as himself possessed such great artistic talent no doubt. Finally, after perhaps deciding/reasoning she was, in fact, not hallucinating, the combat medic spoke up.

" Raikage-Sama, though I am here in front of you and no one else seems to be around... Is it safe to say that you were the reason for this note in my hand?"

Very astute of her. Last time he tried this when he was Jounin, the genins he preyed upon then were reduced to squabbling among themselves rather than him, and he simply enjoyed his lunch while watching them bicker. As if to congratulate her, he gave off a slight smile, then was just about to spea-

"HEY."

Or not. It seems that the parentless taijutsu user had finally managed to arrive, making his disappointment twofold. On one hand, the Inuzuka who had been quite a good source of amusement still hadn't shown up, and this individual, Seigi Ikazuchi, immediately ruined his good mood towards Hikari with his following damning accusation.

"What's the meaning of this, huh, Are you light headed? You trying to get your butt kicked?!"

And then an awkward pause as he was stared at by both Gyofuou and Hikari, wondering when he'd notice the Raikage sitting there on a rock, arms resting atop his legs. Fortunately, or perhaps maybe it was only awkward to Gyofuou since there was a noticeable break after Seigi's accusations when he finally noticed him. In response to the confusion that was no doubt palpable (if not discernible) from Seigi, Gyofuou opted to humor him with a fake smile this time and small wave of his hand, not bothering to even lift his arms.

"Or was it you? What's the meaning of this, old man?!"

IT BEGINS. The hatred was now focused on himself, which was always delightful. No doubt Seigi would assume an aggressive posture towards him, since he was in the combative mood. But it was no concern to Gyofuou since just as the oldest of the invitees threw out the question, a third participant had arrived. Hiromu Kamikaze, the youngest of the four he kindly 'invited.' Unlike the first arrivals, he had wisely chosen to keep his distance, a choice that both amused and offended him, BUT! He had heeded the summons, and so he would be acknowledged as Gyofuou was clearly no longer paying any attention to Seigi and raised his arm to wave a bit more vigorously, signalling not only to Hiromu that he saw him, but to the others that Hiromu was even there in the first place.

To his great disappointment, it seems he would only be handling three of the four. Seventy-five percent, still a nice percentage, but ... well, what's that saying: 'the more, the merrier?' However, reality was unforgiving, even if it was nothing more than damn lies, so he would have to cope with only having three young minds to horribly scar and torture.

Uhm ... train. Yes. He meant three young minds to hone and train. Why do you ask?

So, with that settled, Gyofuou finally lifted his heavy self up off the rock and assumed his large full height, easily a head and then some taller than the rest of them with a more or less neutral expression. He was quite happy to have them here, but there was a certain way he wanted this encounter to go, so precise control was a necessity. After all, just because children were gullible didn't meant they were idiots, so effort would needed to make this all work out in the end.

At this point, as he had risen, he had slunk his hands inside the side pockets of his longcoat, which he still had on, but not at all closed. It was here he was going to extract something from deep within the abyssal caverns he called pockets . . . Or, so he thought.

"YO OLDFACE!!!!" And there he was, late as always. Eager, no doubt, to claim his vengeance for being insulted ... truly, he was so much fun to tease, perhaps he should have sent him two pages worth of notes as opposed to one. But, given that that shout was rather close in proximity, and from behind him, the only logical conclusion was that he was being attacked.

"PASSING FANG!!!" So much for conclusions, the Raikage muses before tensing a moment, his stance shifting and legs firm against the ground. In the last few gaps of space he had, he would jump to the side, far enough to avoid any physical damage to his person, given the physical strength he had to put into such a maneuver. But, his coat probably would get shredded a bit on the side a bit. Honestly, he really HAD dulled spending all those months behind a desk, to not even notice a genin sneaking up on him until he gave away the element of surprise right before attacking too.

In the brief time to whenever the Inuzuka finished his spiraling path forward and was no doubt going to re-orient himself to press the offensive, Gyofuou would have already retrieved from his pockets two items that would give all four of the genin some food for thought if they paid attention. The first was a partially broken and crumbling red brick, with bits of adhesive tap still cling to its side and holding fast a note. A note with crude scrawlings accusing him of many rude things ungentlemanly of his current status and position in Kumogakure, most of which were variations of derogatory slurs for a homosexual male. The second, clutched tightly in his left hand, was what appeared to be a small cloth bundle, tied up to form a makeshift bag from which crunching noises and clattering could he heard as he shifted it about ... and pieces of glasses were poking out the edge of the cloth.

"Apparently SOMEONE thought it'd be funny to throw a brick into my house through my bathroom window, and smash an heirloom mirror I happened to have,  a memento of my family, and had the GALL to call me out here." The words he spoke were with clear distaste, but there was an unnerving calmness in how he spoke ... unnerving in that it suggested he was restraining himself, and was frankly getting tired of doing so, and someone was going to get hurt. Not that any of that wasn't true, just not for the reasons it seemed/he claimed. Also, to pointedly prove his point, he made a great show of letting slip the knot of his makeshfit bag, and lo tumbled out the contents. Indeed it was the remnants of a mirror a sizable one at that, given all the glass and the torn bits of metal that had once been been both its frame and handles. Whether it was an heirloom or not was no longer discernible, for now it was a complete mess. After letting go of that bag, he also discarded the break and masterfully penned note he had done with his right foot. 'Twas still a miracle he scrawled something legible.


"So, if any of you are responsible for this, or a victim of this. Speak now." the Raikage calmly, as if he were still reasonable enough to give them a chance to profess their innocence given he appeared to be yet another victim, and was clearly not at all pleased with having to replace the mirror. Which he wasn't, but sometimes authenticity was what mattered.

In the brief lull that would hopefully occur after his words, either by them processing this information or attempting to speak ... or even just not being aware of what was going on, perhaps, he would make his move now. After all, his hands were free, and so a single hand sign was all he needed to push things to the brink of chaos.

-Kage Bunshin no Jutsu-

With a puff of smoke, four duplicates of himself now stood before him and between himself and the four Genin who had chosen to come and, although they hadn't known it at the time, fight him. The Clones Beta, Gamma, Delta and Epsilon were already formed taking the plan he had in mind before, and began to act individually.

The latter two, being the furthest away from Gyofuou, and thus closest to the genin who any moment now were going to retaliate, proceeded forth with their jutsu. Clone Delta, widely grinning, clapped his hands together, forming the Snake hand seal and just like that ...

-Water Style: Water Colliding Wave-

Water began to emerge about him, spiraling about as both his chakra converted and the surrounding moisture were absorbed to form the inevitable vortex. As his jutsu was in the process of materializing, the Clone Epsilon, though not quite as giddy as Delta, still grinned and plowed through the few hand seals, numbering roughly six, with just as much speed and dexterity as his Original. Given he wasn't even attempting to hide his movements, to those versed in ninjutsu, it would have been obvious, unlike the one-hand seal Suiton.

-Clone Great Explosion-

More so since yet another clone appeared before Epsilon, whose eyes appeared to be unfocused as was already slightly frothing at the mouth. Not even a pause after being summoned and Clone Great Explosion (GE for short) charged at breckneck speed, closing the paltry distance gap at a frightening pace. His intentions were to rush forward with uproarious, mad laughter, tackle the nearest Genin and explode. It was, after all, the only reason why he existed in this brief reality. Following him, however, was the now completed Colliding Wave, which Clone Delta casually nudged forward with a hand gesture: A finger gun. So not only was there an exploding clone rushing the four genin, but right on its heels was a tall spiraling pillar of water that gracefully undid itself, and came surging forward, with every intention of smashing the immediate area they were currently standing in.

Clone Beta and Gamma were not as showy as their identical siblings, and during all this activity, Gyofuou (The Alpha, MUAHAHAHAHAHA) had withdrawn two small scrolls from inside his jacket and passed it to them. Instead, they opted to undo the seals upon the scrolls to extract their contents, which emerged with puffs of smoke after the two applied their chakra. For the two of them, two kunai blades each emerged from within the scrolls and they most graciously seized them, fully intending to utilize them. After all, he had no reason to pull punches here, for they all wore Cloud hitai-ate proudly upon themselves, denoting them as shinobi of Kumogakure no Sato. As their Kage, he would show them his pride in them by mercilessly brutaliz-... training them.

So to sum things up, with only one individual, Team Kage was a rather clusterfuck and bustle of activity, with Clones Beta through Epsilon still holding their positions, but fanned out about Gyofuou who internally debated on taking his seat again on the rock.

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Gyofuou - 595/600
Shadow Clones
Clone Beta - 299/300
Clone Gamma -299/300
Clone Delta -295/300
Clone Epsilon - 280/300
Clone Great Explosion - Laughing Mad
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